Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Life is a beach, i'm just playing in the sand.
Oregon Football team has made great strides over their break. They've gone from smelling the highlighters to just coloring on themselves.
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01-10-2011 16:47
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with the birds dying in arkansas...and the eagles in philly..and the ducks tonight I think its safe to say the Aflockalpse has begun..
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01-10-2011 16:27 by Tyler G
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Lets go Ducks! (Even if Auburn wins, in 2-3 years they will have title stripped anyway.)
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01-10-2011 16:13
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Back in my day they never shut our school down for snow.. They just moved the school and made us walk further..
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01-10-2011 16:00 by timboss
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irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
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01-10-2011 15:56
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I know I'm drunk when it takes me longer than three seconds to figure out what's happening when I walk through a fan blowing air at me
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01-10-2011 15:53
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No one wants to work. Work sucks, it's just that eating thing we all like to do
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01-10-2011 15:51
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Legally,It's questionable. Morally,It's disgusting. Personally,I like it.
The US president should have lead the country today in a moment of PRAYER; then out of respect for the 6 people who lost their lives and the 19 people wounded, the non-believers could have exercised their right to SILENCE.
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01-10-2011 15:33
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Why do men complain about women nagging when it could all be solved so easily? DO IT THE FIRST TIME WE ASK!
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01-10-2011 15:31 by AlliB513
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believes insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it. ツ
snow on da ground, snow on da ground, lookin' like a fool with yo car spun around.
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01-10-2011 15:28 by ape
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you wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on your front porch.
will not discriminate against the following: race, religion, sex, or creed. However UGLY... I have to draw the line somewhere!
Status will update in 5 minutes...If not, read this again...
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01-10-2011 14:41
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I can still see my feet, so seconds is still allowed.
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01-10-2011 14:38
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Just found out I'm the tallest midget in the world
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01-10-2011 14:34
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Some people should not be allowed to have cell phones in their cars. Not me though, I can drive with my knee.
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01-10-2011 14:31 by Aaron
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If someone makes a valid point, you don't just get to say 'hater' and walk away feeling like you've won. If you say: 'you're just a hater' they should take away your right to vote or own property.