Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me to pull the trigger. The 10th one says RELOAD!
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03-08-2011 10:54
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I still say the gas stations should play some porn on their Pump TV's , might as watch something good while I am being screwed at the pump.
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03-08-2011 10:50
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This must be the has been edition of celebrity apprentice.
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03-08-2011 10:39
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I think Charlie Sheen should be asked to be on "Dancing with the Stars"... that would be a TRAIN WRECK...
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03-08-2011 10:23
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Happy International Women's Day, the world doesn't turn without us!!
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03-08-2011 10:20
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I want to wish all the women out there a Happy International Woman's Day!! I plan on celebrating it by giving money to Charity...and Candy...and Mercedes...and the other one usually on stage 4...
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03-08-2011 10:14 by M.A.C.
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Sorry, I meant to, but life happened.
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03-08-2011 10:01
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it really Women's day and Fat Tuesday on the same day?
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03-08-2011 09:56
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I've always had an over active imagination. Like one time I found myself drowning in an ocean made out of tango, it took me a while to work out it was just a fanta sea.
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03-08-2011 09:36 by @clarkysj
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Hey Obama, I could really use that "change" right now! I'm at the gas pump and could really use some extra quarters!!
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03-08-2011 09:14 by Wolf
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The least they can do while screwing me at the gas pump is to pull my hair!!!
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03-08-2011 09:08
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I was getting ready for a costume party, and tried leaving the house in my boxers holding a bottle of wine, my gf asked me what are you doing, I said I am going as Charlie Sheen..
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03-08-2011 08:46 by SEAN
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Be sure to drink your Charliesheen!
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03-08-2011 08:39 by Wolf
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the New Jersey Devils are winning at a pace that would make Charlie Sheen envious
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03-08-2011 08:33
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According to a recent survey... Arizona is the 29th happiest state in the U.S... I'm not sure how I feel about that...
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03-08-2011 07:55 by JaxWylde
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International Women's Day... Because it's not like you want attention on any other day...
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03-08-2011 07:45 by Sierota
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I wanna be a billionaire so freakin bad buy all of the things I never had...I wanna be on the cover of Playboy magazine smiling next to Charlie Sheen...
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03-08-2011 06:47
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Fat Tuesday, the day obese people look forward to. The day they think it's socially acceptable to wear leggings and belly shirts. It's not.
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03-08-2011 06:38 by Bill
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Inmate: Dam Officer these cuffs are to tight.... Me: Ooooh my wife says the same thing all the time. Quit whining!
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03-08-2011 06:34
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Radio One DJ Chris Moyles has announced he will perform a record-breaking 37 hour radio show. If rumours are to be believed then during his time on air he will play almost a dozen records.
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03-08-2011 06:01 by @clarkysj
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