Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Goodnight I need to go to sleep early to be late for school tomorrow
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03-21-2011 00:35 by Sal
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Man I think it is BS that certain nations have our back in war-time situations but won't help with our search for Bigfoot
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03-21-2011 00:14
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I would much rather regret something I did, then something I was too afraid to do...
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03-20-2011 23:07 by mm187
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Scooby and the gang always solve mysteries in 30 minutes or less. I think I'll hire them to help me with the whole women thing. Plus Daphne is hot.
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03-20-2011 22:49
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: Every day should be 'HUMP DAY'.... but not the Wednesday kind.
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03-20-2011 22:40 by Elbow
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Boba Fett was an embarrassment to us all- Dog the Bounty Hunter
There is nothing is more awkward than driving through a 'One Way' street without knowing it and you meet up with another car face to face, then have to drive half a mile in reverse.
3/17/2011 - 3/20/11 RIP - My NCAA Tournament Bracket
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03-20-2011 21:48
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im dying to see the americans plant a C5 up Ghadafi's candy ass and light it with a matchstick and take pics and post it up on facebook and tag me to it so that I can see the pics while feasting on a bag of potato chips
does this "no fly zone" mean I can't use the trip to Libya I purchased from my Nigerian lottery winnings?
Waiting for them to blame "Bush" for attacking Libya...just saying
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03-20-2011 18:17 by Bandit
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Hey dude, I am way to high for you to be creeper staring at me right now. None-the-less trying to physically touch me... back off, eat a nacho, and just watch the movie. Sincerely, Female stoners
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03-20-2011 18:11 by T2xo
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considering their age and current physiques, I think Arnold Schwarzenegger VS Sylvester Stallone would be a great street fight, although Stallone has a very slight edge
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03-20-2011 17:34 by SLAYER
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I argue with myself sometime because I know for a fact that I'll win
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03-20-2011 16:44
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Im the swaglord you have been blessed
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03-20-2011 16:30
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If Microsoft Word has taught me anything it's that if I want to get a point across, I need to use bullets.
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03-20-2011 15:00 by Aaron
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Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I'll rememeber; involve me and I'll understand.
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03-20-2011 13:54 by Danmanz
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it me or is majority of your high school friends more ‘Antisocial' these days on Facebook. Like we're all strangers or something…..No? Ok its not just me.
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03-20-2011 13:42 by Danmanz
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So today is officially the first day of Spring! Just think, only a mere 277 more days till Winter arrives again...
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03-20-2011 12:52 by Massena43
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Methinks someone in Washington has discovered that "Hope and Change" is a lot easier to say than it is to deliver .
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03-20-2011 10:16 by none
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