Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Dear Jesus, what’s up bro. Please don’t let Ben Affleck mess up Batman. Please dude. I need this. Oh, and like peace in Syria or whatever.
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09-02-2013 02:49
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The most impressive miracle Jesus performed in the Bible was how he just went from 12 to 30 years without anyone noticing.
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07-27-2013 14:20
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SCIENTISTS Have Revealed Today That They Have Found A New Drug For DEPRESSED LESBIANS...........It's Called " TRYDIXAGAIN " tee hee~
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02-28-2012 14:24
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"If ya can't beat them, kill 'em" -Tony Stewart
56 yrs ago today Rosa Parks occupied a seat on a bus that she wasn't supposed to sit in because she was black. Her act continues to inspire.
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12-01-2011 14:41
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make love, not babies.
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11-12-2009 00:04
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if man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys??
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08-10-2012 10:40
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You want to force people to stand for the flag? Please tell me more about this FREE country of yours?
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10-10-2017 23:21
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Everytime there is an awkward silence, a gay baby is born.
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07-06-2010 13:43
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Its interesting that Obama is visiting India for the very reason Indians go to US : JOBS!
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11-07-2010 11:03 by baba
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The other day Pope Benedict named five new saints to the Catholic Church. Some, however, are questioning whether Obama deserved it.
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10-23-2009 16:38 by tomcall
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Bought a pack of air the other day. Guess what... There were Chips inside
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02-05-2013 09:48
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I’m planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn't my first choice but my doctor told me I can’t have any biologically.
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08-07-2023 10:38
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"has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"
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10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
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listed as in a relationship with his blackberry device...
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11-04-2008 18:18
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[You're choking]:---- I have two choices: Do I perform the Hiemlich Manuever or should I just stand there and pray for you?.........Science: 1 , Religion: -10
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11-21-2013 23:26 by Danmanz
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obama even suxs more on thanksgiving....
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11-24-2010 17:37 by lol
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An Indian man dies and goes to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates,he meets an angel. Angel asks "Who are you here to see?". "Jesus!" the man replies. The angel then shouts "Jesus! Your taxi's here!".
President Obama misunderstood that today is Flag Day. He thought it was Hag Day and took Helen Thomas out to lunch.
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06-14-2010 13:18 by Bill
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The orange man tweets a meme of his golf ball hitting Hilary but cries like a lil spoilt brat when Alec Baldwin parody him on SNL. If you can’t take it, don’t dish it.
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09-18-2017 06:29
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