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X is engineering the electricals.

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X is dividing by zero!

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X is "has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"

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X is an office zombie: Bored to undeath

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X is harvesting paperclips from work

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X is not the droid you're looking for.

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X is the next contestant on The Price Is Right!

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X is taking over the world

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X is trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!

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X is making friends and influencing people

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X is chillin like a villain.

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X is known to cause cancer in the state of California

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X is an unlicensed helicopter pilot.

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X is carbon based.

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X is 200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).

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X is "not the issue here, Dude."

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X is doing the truffle shuffle

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X is "never on schedule, but always on time."

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X Just banned a lot of people who can't distinguish between posting a comment and/or a status submission. Read the rules before posting a status submission!!!

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X is If you're not living on the edge you're taking too much space

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