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X is
engineering the electricals.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered
X is
dividing by zero!
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered
X is
gathering rocks to throw at you
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
"has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered
X is
"in another castle, sorry Mario."
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
a proper noun.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
an office zombie: Bored to undeath
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered
X is
filmed before a live studio audience.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
harvesting paperclips from work
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered
X is
literally angry with rage!
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered
X is
"not for everyone. Clinical tests show that X may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if X is right for you."
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
not the droid you're looking for.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered
X is
the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered
X is
hiding under your bed.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
taking over the world
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered
X is
trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
"in your Facebook account, deleting your friends"
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
making friends and influencing people
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered
X is
chillin like a villain.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered
X is
standing outside your door.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
