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   messageicon The after Easter prices of Cadbury Eggs and Peeps are one of life's simple but not quite free pleasures.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 19:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It wasn’t the hundreds of selfies with snapchat filters that bothered me that much. It was the fact she actually had bunny ears and freakishly oversized eyes when she showed up to dinner.
←Rate | 02-10-2019 16:31 by ScottyDon’t Comments (0)  

   messageicon To keep the kids occupied all day on Easter, only hide 3 eggs for the Earter egg hunt.
←Rate | 03-09-2018 00:35 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking about landscaping the back yard with fake Easter grass.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 18:46 by punkie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don't lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon If someone says, "why do bad things happen to good people?" Tell them that only happened once in history --- and He volunteered. Happy Easter everyone.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 13:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon hiding false teeth at the old folks home for the Easter hunt
←Rate | 03-19-2009 09:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old.
←Rate | 04-09-2014 12:50 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 12:53 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter Sunday the day that Jesus rose from the dead, looked Satan in the eye's and said, "Game over!"
←Rate | 04-08-2012 13:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Vodka infused marshmallow peeps. Perfect for adult Easter baskets.
←Rate | 03-30-2013 22:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon trying to figure out how a day celebrating the resurrection of our savior was twisted into a giant bunny hiding psychedelic colored eggs and a basket full of grass and chocolate.... Seriously folks, don't do drugs only a pothead could have thought that up
←Rate | 04-08-2012 19:55 Comments (1)  

   messageicon The stores have done such a great job with their displays and merchandise..cant wait to see the kids faces tomorrow when they find their easter baskets, shamrocks and valentines under the tree.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 05:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The whole resurrecting from the dead thing is too hard for kids to grasp. Egg sh*tting bunny? Yeah lets go with the egg sh*tting bunny.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs
←Rate | 04-04-2010 01:08 by brink Comments (0)  

   messageicon Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a huge gap of information.
←Rate | 03-19-2016 15:04 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Easter falls on 4/20 this year...... Easter Bunny is going to have completely different grass in his basket!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 15:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:46 by @wayne Comments (0)  

   messageicon Next Easter falls on 4/20. If that's not a sign from God that weed should be legalized, I don't know what is.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 12:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's with these atheists getting all snarky on us believers on Easter. We didn't give them a hard tome on April Fool's Day.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 11:35 Comments (2)  

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