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   messageicon I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fun fact: Easter is April 1st. The last time Easter was on April 1st was in 1956. And the next time willbe 2029.
←Rate | 03-23-2018 23:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The after Easter prices of Cadbury Eggs and Peeps are one of life's simple but not quite free pleasures.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 19:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon To keep the kids occupied all day on Easter, only hide 3 eggs for the Earter egg hunt.
←Rate | 03-09-2018 00:35 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking about landscaping the back yard with fake Easter grass.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 18:46 by punkie Comments (0)  

   messageicon If someone says, "why do bad things happen to good people?" Tell them that only happened once in history --- and He volunteered. Happy Easter everyone.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 13:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon hiding false teeth at the old folks home for the Easter hunt
←Rate | 03-19-2009 09:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old.
←Rate | 04-09-2014 12:50 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Easter Sunday the day that Jesus rose from the dead, looked Satan in the eye's and said, "Game over!"
←Rate | 04-08-2012 13:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 12:53 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter falls on 4/20 this year...... Easter Bunny is going to have completely different grass in his basket!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 15:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Vodka infused marshmallow peeps. Perfect for adult Easter baskets.
←Rate | 03-30-2013 22:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The stores have done such a great job with their displays and merchandise..cant wait to see the kids faces tomorrow when they find their easter baskets, shamrocks and valentines under the tree.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 05:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon trying to figure out how a day celebrating the resurrection of our savior was twisted into a giant bunny hiding psychedelic colored eggs and a basket full of grass and chocolate.... Seriously folks, don't do drugs only a pothead could have thought that up
←Rate | 04-08-2012 19:55 Comments (1)  

   messageicon The whole resurrecting from the dead thing is too hard for kids to grasp. Egg sh*tting bunny? Yeah lets go with the egg sh*tting bunny.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs
←Rate | 04-04-2010 01:08 by brink Comments (0)  

   messageicon Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a huge gap of information.
←Rate | 03-19-2016 15:04 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Goals for this weekend: 1) get drunk 2) find Easter bunny & take Instagram pic of him 3) get drunk again 4) eat chocolate 5) refer to 1&3
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:42 by Jon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:46 by @wayne Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's with these atheists getting all snarky on us believers on Easter. We didn't give them a hard tome on April Fool's Day.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 11:35 Comments (2)  

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