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X says I’ve eaten so much Easter candy..that at this point I’m positive i’m ovulating Reese’s eggs.
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# 96054 When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....
# 63859 It's for freakin hot that I bet that there are some women ovulating poached eggs.
# 18627 Heard on the news, while hunting for Easter eggs the kids found a body, can you imagine nexy year when mom says come on lets see what the Easter Bunny brought you. I Picture kids screaming and crying, hell I would peobaly never celebrate Easter agian.

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