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ust heard that half the French football team wants to throw up their hands in defeat and give up on World Cup while the other half of the team wants to join the Germans.
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06-22-2010 09:48
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wondering, Just how do I get in contact with Paul the octopus during football season?
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07-11-2010 21:46
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"There are no stupid questions" - People who have never tried to watch football with their girlfriends.
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09-07-2013 08:04
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- For sale:- One pair of world cup football boots, mint condition, no scuffs, Contact Wayne Rooney for more info.
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07-04-2010 14:03 by trickz100
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I miss Sunday afternoon football. The people living in this house keep trying to speak to me.
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03-11-2012 16:12
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Football officially starts its regular Sunday rotation tomorrow. So ladies, if there's anything that you wanna say to your husband, today's the day!
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09-08-2012 10:13 by Lewis S.
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Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!
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11-28-2010 13:03
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No one wants to watch your Facebook live video from your crappy seats at a football game.
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10-02-2016 04:56
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If you are throwing a football, a baseball or kicking a soccer ball in a park, you need to be more than six feet apart. If you aren't, you're in big trouble because you really suck at your sport.
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04-28-2020 21:02
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Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner said that the wierdest thing about transforming into a woman is that he still likes watching football but he no longer really understands it.
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06-06-2015 09:52
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I take some pride in the fact that I don't need football season to be a terrible husband.
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09-10-2012 14:20 by SEAN
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Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?? I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse outfit" and now it seems I am only 15 minutes away from owning the "Dallas Cowboys Football Team"..
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01-17-2010 18:01
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Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
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06-18-2010 15:23 by BEGO
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Ladies, it's football season. Time to dust off your vibrat0rs.
It may be Pre-Season Football, but I'm drinking like this game really counts.
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08-25-2010 12:45 by MBH
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I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever
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02-17-2012 18:02
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Don't judge me for saying girlfriends don't watch football. If you have a girlfriend that loves football, she should be your wife!
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10-29-2011 12:07
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Looks like Madonna and I have something in common...Neither of us have ever sung at the Superbowl
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02-11-2012 01:54
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My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like c0ck.
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09-22-2011 17:18
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Today is worse than the day my brothers broke my nose with their stupid football. RIP Davy- Marsha B
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