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   messageicon No one wants to watch your Facebook live video from your crappy seats at a football game.
←Rate | 10-02-2016 04:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner said that the wierdest thing about transforming into a woman is that he still likes watching football but he no longer really understands it.
←Rate | 06-06-2015 09:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I take some pride in the fact that I don't need football season to be a terrible husband.
←Rate | 09-10-2012 14:20 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon NFL: "Madonna's message of 'world peace' does not reflect the views of the National Football League"
←Rate | 02-05-2012 20:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?? I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse outfit" and now it seems I am only 15 minutes away from owning the "Dallas Cowboys Football Team"..
←Rate | 01-17-2010 18:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
←Rate | 06-18-2010 15:23 by BEGO Comments (1)  

   messageicon Ladies, it's football season. Time to dust off your vibrat0rs.
←Rate | 09-15-2012 05:52 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon It may be Pre-Season Football, but I'm drinking like this game really counts.
←Rate | 08-25-2010 12:45 by MBH Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever
←Rate | 02-17-2012 18:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't judge me for saying girlfriends don't watch football. If you have a girlfriend that loves football, she should be your wife!
←Rate | 10-29-2011 12:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Looks like Madonna and I have something in common...Neither of us have ever sung at the Superbowl
←Rate | 02-11-2012 01:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like c0ck.
←Rate | 09-22-2011 17:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is worse than the day my brothers broke my nose with their stupid football. RIP Davy- Marsha B
←Rate | 02-29-2012 20:11 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Brett Favre came out of his hole and didn't see his shadow. That means only 5 more weeks until football starts.
←Rate | 08-18-2010 07:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon we have some potentially severe weather headed our way this evening. please make sure you have your emergency kit: alcohol, lube, porn, blow up girlfriend, pain pills, heroin and a football helmet. Stay safe my friends!
←Rate | 06-12-2013 19:02 by indy dave Comments (0)  

   messageicon - Why pay for a comedian, when you can watch liverpool play football
←Rate | 01-30-2010 10:42 by Kee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't get me wrong, I love football just as much as the next guy but if she want's to do it during game time, football is the last thing on my mind.
←Rate | 09-16-2012 12:40 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon I imagine hell to be a room full of drunk guys wanting to tell you about their fantasy football team...
←Rate | 06-29-2012 12:52 by TyKoSteamboat Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's a dentist in Minnesota that kills lions and bears. There's a football team in Minnesota that can't beat lions or bears.
←Rate | 08-01-2015 21:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Union electicians are working the superbowl power outage, the game will resume in 3 weeks.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:46 Comments (0)  

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