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Tarzan and Jane are the ultimate swingers.
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12-23-2011 07:34
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refusing to ride up Troy's bucket.
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12-25-2011 15:02
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Just saw several boys gathered in the neighbors yard, figure it's probably related to someone's milkshake, or a drug deal....too soon to tell.
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01-01-2012 19:08
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Patients To An Indifferent Medical Staff At A Penile Implant Clinic: "Can't we all just get a long?"
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01-04-2012 09:03 by
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Ladies, please stop wearing sweatpants w/a corp logo on the butt. That area's only supposed to advertise YOU.
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01-05-2012 14:47 by
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In the future, you'll be able to accurately predict your past.
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01-11-2012 22:28
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in TIME OUT because riding the dog like it's Small Horse is frowned upon in this establishment...
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01-14-2012 18:44 by
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Trying to Fool me is like trying tosneak Sunrise past a Rooster !
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01-17-2012 13:49
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Back in the day people kept promises. I know this cause plenty of people crossed their hearts and hoped to die and none of them had a needle stuck in their eye!
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01-25-2012 07:51
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I hate it when I am singing along to a good song and they change the words and make it look like I forgot them.
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01-27-2012 20:08
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Breaking News: New Chinese TV leaks just enough radiation so you get a gorgeous tan while watching
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01-29-2012 10:35 by
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Just imagine how much play Red Box would get if it were pink.
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02-01-2012 09:41 by
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You've really got to hand it to short people because they often can't reach it.
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02-02-2012 18:52
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Valentine's gift ❒Electric Tooth Brush ❒ Electric Blanket ✔ Electric Chair
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02-03-2012 09:22 by
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What happens if you choke to death on a Life Saver?
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02-08-2012 19:02
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I got them moves like Jagger! (by which I mean I move like a 70 year old man)
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02-08-2012 19:09
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Roses are red. Rotting flesh is green. When the dead start to rise, I want you on my team!!!!
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02-14-2012 14:01 by
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i guess dione warwick and her psychic friends couldnt eveb predict whitneys death.
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02-18-2012 13:17
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why doesnt a car dealer run for office? they lie & cheat the ppl to get our money already
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02-20-2012 20:30 by
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got a wedding invitation, the bride n groom are registered at US Tractor Supply... I bet the reception is gonna rock
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