Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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wonders if anyone has ever fallen asleep at the keyboard and crashed into the monitor....Do they have insurance for that????
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05-19-2010 00:09 by Corey C
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?
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05-19-2010 22:05 by RON
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Grilled by the media contantly in recent weeks, authorities have stated that they had been following failed "Times Square Bomber" Faisal Shahzad for months, but only on Twitter.
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06-06-2010 18:51 by Tracy
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Has just left his next instalment on his payback trail at the local BP. Thats right BP, you thought you made a mess. Wait till you get a LOAD of me..thats right, UPPER DECKER
so.. my lawyer says to her lawyer if she thinks she gettin that yacht then she's a little dingy
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06-22-2010 16:23 by Aaron
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well I rather tell the truth that draws a tear than a lie that draws a smile
is doing "The Pee Pee Dance!". Not because I have to go... I just think it's a cool dance...
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02-05-2010 13:21
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wondering why noses run and feet smell
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02-13-2010 14:06
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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02-21-2010 10:32 by cj
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you can cross my mind, run thru it, play in it, bouncee across it, dance in it, there is alot of room in there...
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02-25-2010 09:24
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been trying to learn how to do the moonwalk. It isn't going very well, I feel all I'm doing is going backwards.
I came, I sawed, I yelled "Timber!"
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03-04-2010 20:23
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IF YOU DONT LIKE MY OPINION OF YOU, YOU CAN ALWAYS IMPROVE
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03-17-2010 19:12
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take your reeboks off you teeth and stop running your mouth
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03-31-2010 00:03
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curious. Who will win, Optimus Prime or Voltes V? ..... Answer: TV remote
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12-28-2010 10:27
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war does not determine who's right, only who's left
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01-07-2011 20:25
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Sometimes while I drink my morning coffee I stare out the window think to myself "F#&k, thats a lot of snow!!"
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01-16-2011 08:17
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thinking of practicing random acts. Curb your excitement and hold your applause, I never said they were going to be "of kindness"...just random.
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01-26-2011 21:17 by Hot Tea
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If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
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08-24-2010 15:39
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If your friend doesn't lift a finger to help you...it is time to first lift a finger and then lift five fingers to wave goodbye!
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09-24-2010 08:29 by Manni
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