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   messageicon just found out that the next Hannah Montana will be played by Justin Bieber!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 08:27 by Manni Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear alarm clock, that stunt you pulled this morning waking me up was not funny at all. Next time you wake me up early you will see me with a hammer in my hands
←Rate | 09-24-2010 08:28 by Manni Comments (0)  

   messageicon I stepped on a corn flake, now I'm a cereal killer!
←Rate | 09-19-2010 04:32 by Manni Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your friend doesn't lift a finger to help is time to first lift a finger and then lift five fingers to wave goodbye!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 08:29 by Manni Comments (0)  

   messageicon Statistics show that plus size women are worth $10 billion to the fashion industry...ha ha that's nothing compared to what they're worth to the food industry!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 08:25 by Manni Comments (0)  

   messageicon Death is God's way of saying you are fired. Suicide is your way of saying you cant fire me God,i quit!!
←Rate | 09-19-2010 04:40 by Manni Comments (0)  


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