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Does anyone else ever feel like life is a relay race and your paycheck is the baton?
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02-20-2014 13:52
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Bing Bing Harro prease!
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02-23-2014 13:56 by
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Sometimes I wonder where Thor puts his hammer while he is having sex.
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03-05-2014 13:51
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playing Mario & entering the castle.... of course I got a girl on Friday night....forever alone
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03-07-2014 21:39 by
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I'm at work. So if I don't answer you on fb chat, it means I'm not that busy but I've got a great excuse to not respond.
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03-13-2014 10:10 by
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The ONE true love that makes you a sandwich and forgets that you are gluten intolerant
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03-17-2014 13:09
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"All I asked was for a sandwich and a BJ"....... - My Tombstone
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03-17-2014 18:47 by
Jitney
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What do I have to do to get sent to your room?!
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03-26-2014 14:49 by
Czovczov
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Living without regret begins first by killing all the memory cells with something called alcohol.
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04-05-2014 18:24 by
Doc Noland
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This dream is just beginning. Please let me sleep.
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04-18-2014 05:47
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Things were going good, so of course I f cuked it up by being myself.
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04-22-2014 13:54 by
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Of all days, who deletes someone on Mother's Day....just for that, I'm never talking to my mom again.
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05-11-2014 09:50 by
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I renamed my Ancestry.com file folder to Edit DNA to mess with archaeologists in the future...
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05-23-2014 18:48 by
JC
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Kimye.......................In other news there is still a plane missing folks!!
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05-23-2014 21:06
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My wife just opened a bottle of wine so my chances of getting laid just went from 0 to 750ml
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06-17-2015 15:22
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I'm awkward. I don't apologize for it. Hi.
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06-21-2015 08:53
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May order Greek delivery for dinner tonite. Plan to just tell the driver what I'm prepared to pay.....
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07-13-2015 09:36
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I am just surprised your mouth isn't foot-shaped.
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10-25-2015 07:26 by
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Happy Mardi Gras! Laissez les bon temps Roule! And hopefully, when you wake up you don’t discover a Tattoo of "Beignets Rule" on your a$$.....do not ask me how I know this.
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02-12-2013 12:46 by
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It would be a nice jesture to avoid this sequester.
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