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My internet goes out more than I do
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07-30-2014 10:17
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I knew we would be the best of friends when you said drinks are on you
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08-17-2014 12:57 by
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Coworker: OK, stop me if you've heard this one before. Me: Stop.
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09-19-2014 01:50
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I see you trying to win me over and raise you a wall
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09-19-2014 01:56
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Turned up at the golf and everyone is wearing apple bottom jeans, and boots with the fur. I'm at the Flo Ryder Cup by mistake.
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09-27-2014 10:41
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You sure have a lot of rules for someone who doesn’t care.
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10-04-2014 14:21 by
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Due to the fact that I rarely get more than 2 trick or treaters, I buy candy that I like and give them a can of pork n beans!
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10-31-2014 18:22
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the who thing between U.S.A and North Korea over the movie the interview is basicly the plot to South Park bigger longer and uncut
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12-27-2014 06:00
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They say you should drink 8 glasses of water a day but honestly you can drink one a day and be fine just don't do cocaine
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02-27-2015 09:23
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Hearing you moan is the sexiest sound ever, even if it just involves you awkwardly eating nachos
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03-18-2015 08:24
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I think my 6 year old figured out he can get whatever he wants when I'm distracted with Facebook. Anyone know where I can get a pet Ewok?
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03-19-2015 15:00
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If you don't post a picture of your food, does it still get eaten?
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04-12-2015 15:31 by
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"Hey, no budging in line" - Prince Harry
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05-02-2015 10:47
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I'd say we're only a year or so away from somebody getting murdered for denying access to a phone charger.
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01-25-2014 01:47
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my phone says it still isn't snowing. Has anyone checked outside?
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01-28-2014 14:27 by
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The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.
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02-01-2014 16:54 by
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The best way to avoid getting fired is to avoid getting hired.
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02-12-2014 12:17 by
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Don't bite the hand that feeds you, unless you're on a diet.
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02-12-2014 13:34 by
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Jack-in-the Box's always freaked me out. Some scary clown popping out. Shouldn't it have been a weasel?
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02-17-2014 19:54
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Does anyone else ever feel like life is a relay race and your paycheck is the baton?
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02-20-2014 13:52
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