Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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menstruation.menopause.mental breakdowns...ever notice how all womens problems begin with men?
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04-06-2010 10:41 by abel254
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hoping Marge Simpson poses for Hustler next.
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10-16-2009 12:44 by jiim
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How overweight do I have to be to apply for the American citizenship?
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12-17-2013 09:25
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I went for a job interview yesterday and the boss asked me: Why did you leave your last job?? I said: The company relocated and didn't tell me where.
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08-07-2023 10:32
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Netanyahu's wife needs to give Michelle Obama a tee shirt that reads, "Don't you wish your husband could be a man like mine?"
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05-24-2011 13:04 by Bill
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I got 47Traitors =GOP but a democrat ain't one!
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03-10-2015 19:21 by Ben Dover
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I have a friend whose status says "suicidal standing on edge of cliff'.... I poked him.
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07-22-2012 15:54 by XYZ
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Corvettes. Helping poor men pretend they have big dongs since 1953...
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07-13-2013 09:56
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The KANYE went down to the very KANYE street to buy a new KANYE for only $KANYE dollars. “KANYE?” he asked..... Kanye West doing a Mad Lib
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07-29-2013 14:14 by snotty
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When the rich robs the poor, it's called business. When the poor fight back, it's called violence !
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08-17-2013 05:00
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Learn to spell... Auto Correct isn't always write...
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03-06-2011 13:07 by Sierota
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sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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10-15-2009 04:01
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Just joined a new group...DAMM: Drunks Against Mad Mothers
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05-02-2010 08:08
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I wanted a good suit for a job interview. The missus said"Why don't you borrow the suit your dad wore at the funeral last week?" It really was a good suit, so I grabbed a shovel,headed for the graveyard and........
Happy " My you natives have some nice land...allow us to bring you diseases and steal it all from you" Day.........
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10-11-2010 08:54
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I say that anyone who messes with America, is gonna get a good dose of Red, White, Black and Blue!
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05-28-2012 09:32 by Mickey
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at the book store I saw a book titiled "LEGACY FOR ALL" a record of Achievements by Black American Scientists..... not surprised that the book was only 27 pages thick.
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01-17-2011 11:06
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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
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10-19-2014 16:17 by Jitney
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A LION NEVER LOOSES SLEEP OVER THE OPINIONS OF THE SHEEP.
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08-07-2023 10:34
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Cruises: Like being on house arrest with midnight buffets.
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09-26-2021 16:06 by Mickey
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