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   messageicon what are the bumps around a womans nipples for?it's braille for "suck here"
←Rate | 04-23-2010 08:17 by Abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not breaking the rules ... I'm just testing their elasticity.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:23 by abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon yeah I called her up,she thinks I don't listen to her,or something,I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 15:52 by abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
←Rate | 04-23-2010 16:09 by abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon eyjafjallajokull? that's honestly more of a drunk status update than a volcano.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 18:34 by Abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ahh young love.Full of promise,full of hope.Ignorant of reality.Not all guys can turn into vampires n watch you sleep at night..am jus sayin.
←Rate | 04-02-2010 13:48 by Abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon law of averages:The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:05 by abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon women are much smarter than men.Think about it,diamonds are girls' best friend...a mans best friend is a dog.
←Rate | 04-12-2010 02:15 by Abel254 Comments (1)  

   messageicon menstruation.menopause.mental breakdowns...ever notice how all womens problems begin with men?
←Rate | 04-06-2010 10:41 by abel254 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:43 by abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you are not looking at it, this sentence is in Spanish.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:58 by abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Beware! I'm armed and have pre-menstrual tension!
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:07 by abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon chinese calendar year of the cow . . .we had mad cow disease.Year of the bird . . .we had avian flu.This year its the year of the tiger...and well we have tiger woods' 'am not a prostitute,am just a sex addict' disease.Hope our women understand.
←Rate | 04-05-2010 14:38 by abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Insanity is hereditary ... you get it from your kids.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:30 by abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:04 by abel254 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 07:13 by abel254 Comments (0)  


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