Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Her: :-P Me: 8===D Her: :-O Me: 8====D~~~ Her: :-) Me: 8=D Me: ZZZZ
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06-08-2012 21:06 by Fadolo
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John Wayne Toilet Tissue: It's Rough - It's Tough And It Don't Take Crap Off Anyone
I thought you said Eric gave you the creeps? I like tacos
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11-18-2011 16:02
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Untill now I haven't felt this much pressure on a particular thing, so... "why this kolaveri di"?!!!
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12-06-2011 01:23
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I don't know why it's so hard for ugly people to get laid. Just get together with each other. Problem solved.
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12-18-2011 05:14 by Baddie
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I wasnt that drunk...... "Dude, you yelled Team Jacob to my dog!"
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12-21-2011 08:31
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Christmas parties are really just birthday parties for Jesus that he's too cool to show up for
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12-10-2011 22:56
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available in HD.....highly demented!!!!!
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04-14-2009 08:21
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S.H.*.T.= So Happy It's Thursday! =)
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05-05-2011 14:49
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why is it called PMS? Cause mad cow was already taken.
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04-11-2011 18:14 by a-hole
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Nobody ever notices what you do at work but they sure as he!! notice when you don't do it.
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09-25-2011 04:02 by JBabcock
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That little Justin Biber chick is really starting to piss me off! Why can't one of the Olsen Twins give her Herpes or something?
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02-01-2011 02:01
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I've never had sex with a ten but I'm wondering if two fives count.
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08-19-2015 21:38
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white privilege is Adam Sandler still being allowed to make movies.
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12-22-2015 00:13
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saw a suburban 'biker' (Ha!) with a sticker on his helmet that said "Americans Never Forget". He then thought about people clamoring for Sarah Palin to be President and thought to himself "Americans DO forget. Oh, yes indeed, they do.".
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02-15-2010 16:04
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"knows when you are sleeping, knows when you're awake "
first Obama, then the olympics, now the Bears.....Chicago, so close to producing winners, you get everyones hopes up and then last minute....choke.....fail.
BBC News: AMERICA TO SEND 2 NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN. The last time they sent "Nuclear Experts" to Japan, they killed 105,000 people...
"happy and you know it, so clap your hands!"
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06-07-2008 23:33
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I'm just waiting for Tim Tebow to get caught with a hooker and an 8 ball. You KNOW it's going to happen.
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01-12-2012 16:20 by DonDeeX
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