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it's always better to be the crop duster than the dusted crop!
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11-09-2012 17:21
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I will immediately switch over to the iphone the moment they replace Siri's voice with the voice of Kate Beckinsale.
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11-10-2012 19:39
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You're either with me or a murder victim.
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11-24-2012 11:19 by
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I just want to do my part. Are prostitutes a small business?
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11-24-2012 14:51 by
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It might get dark and really cold in winter but at least it doesn't stay like that the whole year like your soul.
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11-25-2012 08:16
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okay...who the hell keeps kicking my shoes under the bed.
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11-26-2012 12:32
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all I ask for is 100% loyalty, no strings attached.
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12-08-2012 12:49
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jealous of his parents because he will never have a kid as awesome as theirs.
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12-08-2012 15:13 by
Prince Shawn
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Happy Hump Day this. It's too far in to see the weekend from either direction.
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12-12-2012 10:37 by
Boo Hiss!
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If your life involves less drinking and cursing, it's gonna involve less of me.
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06-30-2013 22:27
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I mean I was in a good mood, but that was before I wake up.
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07-04-2013 21:58
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Thanks for the suggestion, serving size... I've had a good laugh,, and will now make you feel stupid for being so wrong.
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07-13-2013 16:01 by
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just write any numbers in the sudoku boxes. It doesn't matter. We're all gonna die
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07-25-2013 09:14
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I'm at one of those awkward stages in my weight loss effort where one belt notch is too loose and the next one is too tight.
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08-11-2013 09:25
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Be wary of programmers bearing screwdrivers. Be VERY wary of programmers bearing soldering irons.
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08-27-2013 13:03
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Life is too short to be a basketball player
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09-07-2012 21:18 by
snotty
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My objective is to die young...as late in life as possible...
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09-19-2012 12:31 by
@topherjordan
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I'm not agoraphobically antisocial. I just refuse to leave my house and talk to stupid people.
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09-27-2012 02:41
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I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse when most of you won't even stand up to a spider.
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10-09-2012 14:05 by
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anyone else watching this verbal pay-per-view match? the folks on tv call it a "debate"
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10-11-2012 21:06 by
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