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Men cheat the most, women cheat the best.
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06-09-2012 22:29 by
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I'm convinced half of you are on drugs and the other half should be.
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06-16-2012 15:48
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If someome "rubs you the wrong way" its your fault for letting them rub you." And not telling them how to rub.
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06-25-2012 07:35
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The worst thing ever = that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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06-26-2012 22:48 by
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At a vegan 4th of July barbecue. These sadness burgers are delicious.
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07-04-2012 19:44
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I can always tell if they use fake dinosaurs in films.
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07-09-2012 14:33
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It won't be easier just to erase every comment with more than 20 dislikes and almost no likes?
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12-23-2011 10:26 by
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So I told my bofriend I need a commitment from him so he sent his playboy subscribtion to my house
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12-28-2011 17:38
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I only knew one LA Clipper fan before this season and he used to get made fun of everyday for it.
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01-05-2012 18:58 by
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1-2 Freddy's coming for you... opps wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs!!! ;)
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01-13-2012 08:53 by
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My neighbor is sleeping off his hangover on my front lawn again. I think he needs another drink.
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01-19-2012 07:50 by
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Not caring about having a great body..caz lets face it food is better !
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01-23-2012 12:16 by
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I fold and hang clothes all day at work...then on my day off I have to do laundry...now I know what a prostitute feels like coming home to her man
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01-28-2012 23:28 by
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Circles are straighter than Justin Bieber.
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01-29-2012 23:13
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Relationships are like TATTOOS. They LOOK better than they FEEL.
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01-30-2012 13:28
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Finding a teen that does not have child is like finding the back to my remote
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02-01-2012 16:04 by
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My neighbor has been stealing my WI-FI network. I'm going to change the password to "I screwed your wife".
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02-11-2012 18:19
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"BLARGH...mmm, this looks good. nom nom nom...BLARGHH...hey, where'd this come from? yum!...BLARGHHH..." - my dog, throwing up
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02-14-2012 05:22 by
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chews my gum loud n proud cuz it annoys sooo many people
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02-28-2012 08:19
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Normal person flirting: "Hey, you're really cute".....Me:"Your face, I like that shxT!"
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