Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I am wondering if Snoop Dog ever watched Charlie Brown.
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03-02-2011 15:03 by JimmyCos
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Sending mixed signals should be a federal offence!
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08-21-2011 04:42
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feel so dissed the earthquake missed me. anyone else wanna rock my world?
You Cant Tell Me Casey Anthony and Kreayshawn DON'T look alike.
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09-07-2011 01:15
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"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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03-06-2011 23:34 by seddy90
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thinks God invented whiskey so the Irish would never rule the world!
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03-17-2011 10:02 by BEGO
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There no need to miss someone from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
They done studies you know, 60% of the time it works everytime.
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04-09-2011 16:35
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Jack Daniels.
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04-11-2011 13:42
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it a violation to fart in a non-smoking area?
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09-19-2011 02:25
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Don't Facebook your problems, FACE THEM!
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10-04-2011 10:33
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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10-05-2011 21:23 by BEGO
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Likes are like crabs. Regardless of what you say - if you're trashy enough, you'll get them often.
As Anti-Wall Street protests spread outside the New York Stock Exchange over the corporate greed in America, pitchforks were up by 8 3/4 and torches by 7 1/2 points
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10-08-2011 08:14 by srpdrzman
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hey guys!!!!!! A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
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10-10-2011 16:44
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You know youre really upset when you find yourself blasting music from Taylor Swift
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06-30-2011 07:15 by Fox
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i love you like a fat kid loves cake, but right now the fat kid is on a diet
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07-07-2011 21:10 by bumpz
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suffers occasional delusions of adequacy.
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07-11-2011 00:51 by Hot Tea
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If you want me to walk a mile in your shoes, you're going to have to buy the Dr. Scholls inner soles, ointments and powders
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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07-25-2011 11:15 by CJ
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