Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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The awkard moment where you say, "it's not me, it's you"....via text
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05-27-2011 16:26
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Use tSpelling bee on ESPN. Audience full of proud mom's sitting with dad's who'd rather have an illiterate son who could throw a ball.
If you don't like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you!
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06-08-2011 21:41 by J. BIAZA
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Losing his kidneys at candy mountain
I am wondering if Snoop Dog ever watched Charlie Brown.
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03-02-2011 15:03 by JimmyCos
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Sending mixed signals should be a federal offence!
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08-21-2011 04:42
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feel so dissed the earthquake missed me. anyone else wanna rock my world?
You Cant Tell Me Casey Anthony and Kreayshawn DON'T look alike.
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09-07-2011 01:15
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"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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03-06-2011 23:34 by seddy90
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thinks God invented whiskey so the Irish would never rule the world!
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03-17-2011 10:02 by BEGO
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There no need to miss someone from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
They done studies you know, 60% of the time it works everytime.
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04-09-2011 16:35
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Jack Daniels.
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04-11-2011 13:42
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it a violation to fart in a non-smoking area?
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09-19-2011 02:25
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Don't Facebook your problems, FACE THEM!
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10-04-2011 10:33
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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10-05-2011 21:23 by BEGO
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Likes are like crabs. Regardless of what you say - if you're trashy enough, you'll get them often.
As Anti-Wall Street protests spread outside the New York Stock Exchange over the corporate greed in America, pitchforks were up by 8 3/4 and torches by 7 1/2 points
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10-08-2011 08:14 by srpdrzman
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hey guys!!!!!! A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
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10-10-2011 16:44
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You know youre really upset when you find yourself blasting music from Taylor Swift
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06-30-2011 07:15 by Fox
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