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   messageicon Remember when you ordered from Columbia House... the first 5 times?
←Rate | 04-24-2013 19:35 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon it me or does everyone get sick of pancakes by the time you are done eating them...
←Rate | 03-01-2011 22:41 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need alcohol to have a good time. I need it to make sure I don't have a bad time...
←Rate | 08-31-2013 03:55 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon That time of year again where in a few days we will be able to buy Hearts filled with chocolates for 75% off.
←Rate | 02-13-2011 03:55 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever eaten a Hot Dog backwards?
←Rate | 03-28-2011 16:16 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember the days when we actually used our phones to talk to each other.
←Rate | 01-15-2011 07:57 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am living vicariously through myself...
←Rate | 11-08-2013 10:46 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...
←Rate | 08-13-2013 16:40 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever have one of those friends that has been there for you, took interest in what you do then just stops talking to
←Rate | 01-15-2011 09:40 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me ask you guys... I don't hear anything about Farmville these days. Did you guys sellout to Monsanto?
←Rate | 09-01-2013 02:02 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lick the alphabet. Yea, you know what I am talking about, don't even lie.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 15:19 by jimmycos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
←Rate | 01-15-2011 08:10 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a damn girlfriend...well not a "damn" girlfriend, just a girlfriend...well not just a girl that's a friend but...a girl...well, not a girl, but a woman...OMG I am turning into Mr. Kimball! Damn you, Green Acres!
←Rate | 02-15-2011 16:52 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear I just saw a naked woman go by... maybe it was just my ivagination.
←Rate | 08-24-2013 11:25 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Cheating" is such a harsh word. I prefer "Monogamously Challenged".
←Rate | 01-02-2011 05:05 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you'd think they could fly...
←Rate | 09-28-2013 08:04 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's interesting that "cologne" rhymes with "alone".
←Rate | 01-20-2011 23:19 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am wondering if Snoop Dog ever watched Charlie Brown.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 15:03 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to bet me I don't have a gambling problem?
←Rate | 03-14-2011 21:44 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon If life taught me anything, it's that Mikey will eat anything...
←Rate | 11-14-2013 06:20 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


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