love Funny Status Messages

   I'm done looking for love, When it's ready...it can come find me.

   We say we love and are fully behind our soldiers risking their lives fighting for our freedom and protecting us from our enemies yet we pay them peanuts while we make millionaires out of sportmen, movie stars, Justin Bieber, the Kadarshians, Kanye west.

   the weekend draws near.. oh liver, you know I love u..

   If you love something, let it go, if it comes back to you, it has really low self esteem and you should exploit that for s@xual favors

   I love babies wearing sunglasses. They are like little tiny, blind jazz musicians.

   love how music takes you away to another place... For example, RobinThick is playing at this bar, so now I’m going to another bar.

   The best relationship is the one that's built on love and lust.. sry sry TRUST

   I love it when a girl tell me she is not a slut and then 2-hours latter I've got her feet behind her ears while screaming my name.

   Love how yall ladies enjoy that show "Snapped" stories about women who go crazy on their men..So I decided I'm gonna create a show for men its gonna be called "She Just Wouldn't Shut-the-f*ck-Up

   Teacher Johnny: Use the word HARASSMENT in a Sentence... Johnny: I was in Love with a girl and.. Her-ass-meant a lot to me

   When I was a kid I thought Independence Day & July 4th was about fireworks & having fun. T'wasn't until I answered the call and fought for her that it was really about Duty - Honor Love of Country but most of all the Love of Freedom...GOD BLESS AMERICA!

   Ladies.. Let no past relationship ruin your love life. Remember: "Love will only fail when you fail to love!" Keep moving!

   A true love story has no ending, pauses yes, but no ending.

   You can keep your love, your trust is what attracts me.

   How do I love thee? Let me count the empty cans.

   If sex is the food of love then masturbation must be the snacks between meals.

   If I was a ghost on "Ghost Whisperer" the first thing I would ask Jennifer Love Hewitt is "are those real?".

   May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping.

   FACT: Cops love donuts.... just not when you do them on a four lane highway.

   If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers,,, You'll know that setting them free was a bad idea.