Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is closing this February 29th-31st in observance of the Bowling Green Massacre Memorial service. Please take note.
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02-19-2017 03:05
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I imagine a two year old having a temper tantrum as being the next statue erected honoring all those brave men and women who refuse to wear a mask.
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07-17-2020 12:01
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CNN money reported that the places trump won, represents 71% of the income tax from middle and lower class. L1bs hate them because they have a work ethic.
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08-29-2017 23:36 by Hillbilly
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Xmas idea: let your child watch Chucky, then explain Elf on the Shelf
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12-09-2017 15:12 by TD
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"I was Country, when Country wasn't cool." Newsflash. It still isn't.
Wanting to watch OANN for the truth is like eating donuts for weight loss.
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07-29-2020 13:13
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Taking the dog to the vet see you in $300
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10-19-2021 11:47
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If you're going to slow down on the freeway whenever you see a cop, try not having the "I have a heroin condom in my butt" look on your face
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04-23-2012 23:14 by SKoop
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Ever wonder why the side of the car says" to protect and serve"????? Protect the donuts and serve the coffee................
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04-25-2012 19:37 by Corey C
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Yes,, I'm just posting for the sake of posting.. I'm sorry that my posts aren't curing cancer like yours are.
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04-28-2012 19:48 by snotty
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Newt Gingrich bows out of Presidential race to focus on being the world's largest high-fructose corn syrup storage silo.
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05-03-2012 11:46 by SEAN
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May the 4th be with you. To celebrate I just put a C-3PO action figure in my bum.
So if a naked chick does a full split on the ground should you consult the 5 second rule on whether you should eat it or not?
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03-22-2012 10:18
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We have a very small hen house door,,,So you've probably guessed already...Sorry,, no fat chicks
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04-12-2012 11:42 by snotty
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I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a fishing pole.
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04-13-2012 20:00
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Girls who are shaped like hot pockets have no business taking full body pictures.
Only users lose drugs!
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04-17-2012 22:41
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Ladies: If he is only interested in your breasts, legs and thighs send him to KFC. Don't be his value meal.
My sleep number is 2...bong rips
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11-03-2011 09:35 by Lozo
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I wonder if Stevie Wonder knows he's black?
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11-28-2011 13:06 by BAD GUY
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