Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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DVD is to VHS as facebook is to myspace
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05-30-2010 17:47 by nolando
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Vagiinas are like the weather if its raining and wet, Its time to go inside!
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05-06-2013 14:57 by jitney
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(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rollin. They hatin!
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06-06-2013 17:09
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I heard it's pretty hard to get a medical marijuana card. I'll be right back, I'm gonna go jump off my roof!
NASA has confirmed that on December 21, late afternoon, the sky will go very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".
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12-17-2012 17:51 by JMartin
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Melania Trump just reported a suspicious small package in her bedroom.
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12-29-2016 09:59
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Donald Trump is the kind of person who goes to the Super Bowl and thinks the people in the huddle are talking about him.
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03-22-2017 22:56
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VUVUZELA the most despised and annoying musical PLASTIC device since Michael Jackson !
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06-16-2010 17:52
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since Obama is trying to get rid of Guantomino bay, we will now be sending captured terrorists on Carnival Cruises
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11-12-2010 00:10
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thinks Obama could help solve the Toyota crisis by raising the federal speed limit to 120 mph
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02-04-2010 16:26 by markf
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Now I lay her down to eat, I pray her pus*y don't smell like feet. But if it smells to bad to lick, I pray she's good at sucking di*k. Amen
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04-13-2013 00:21
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thinks people with parkinsons just have a good song stuck in their head
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11-24-2010 09:09 by Yaj
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ended her relationship with Kanye West...
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09-15-2009 15:21 by abster
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what you need!
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10-13-2008 09:25 by Matt!
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So I got an special announcement to share with you all. I am running for president!!! Like we can't screw up this country enough. #gary2024
Trump said that nobody has been tougher on Russia than him. And also, he says he's been a good and faithful husband.
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04-19-2018 23:03
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CNN & MSNBC reporting this morning that 'Un-named sources claim Covid-19 concocted by Trump in his White House bunker using son Barron's chemistry set he got for Christmas'
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10-06-2020 12:42
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sometimes I wake up Grumpy but I generally just let her sleep!
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01-18-2010 19:59
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٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ YIPPEE!!
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03-29-2010 10:47
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
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11-02-2010 22:59
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