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   messageicon ended her relationship with Kanye West...
←Rate | 09-15-2009 15:21 by abster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I couldn't sleep last night! He wouldn't leave me alone, I told him to stop I wasn't in the mood. He wouldn't listen he began exploring my body...I woke up with mosquito bites all over. I guess he couldn't get enough of me!
←Rate | 09-15-2009 14:06 by abster Comments (1)  



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