Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Draft beer, not people.
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11-15-2009 22:05
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playing with a full deck.
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11-17-2009 09:59
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to belittle is to be little.
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11-27-2009 00:45
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There is really quite nothing like the flavor of a rejected Facebook friendship invitation.
If practicing your autograph is g@y, I don't wanna be straight.
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07-10-2010 17:30
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Do NOT download the Mel Gibson app on your new iPhone. It attacks all your other apps, then implodes.
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07-16-2010 13:01 by jdpower
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During a speech at Columbia University, founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, said his rival at Apple, Steve Jobs, has done a fantastic job. Then Gates froze up and had to be restarted. :)
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07-21-2010 14:19 by BEGO
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I can finally sympathize with women after I had to make a CVS trip at 2 am because my XBOX controller ran out of batteries.
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07-30-2010 14:48
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i am a member of the C.S.I cant stand idiots
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08-12-2010 22:42 by BEGO
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mark wahlberg said "The world needs Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber is like the white Tupac compared to a lot of people out there." marky mark need to go back to rehab for PCP.
wondering what Tennesse Titans' nickname is, giving that Jacksonville Jaguars is "Jags" and Tampa Bay Bucaneers is "Bucs".
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08-16-2010 18:10
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how selfish are my neighbours to have a pin number on thier wifi.....rude that's what I call it!
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08-21-2010 20:13
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I have Never faked a Sarcasm in my Life!
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07-18-2015 23:39
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Happy Friendship day.. is much like.. Happy Friendzone day!
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08-01-2015 22:57
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Why isnt' the tooth fairy a symbol of Halloween? Thank about it.
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10-30-2015 13:21
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I had the unfortunate task of telling my dog he's adopted today.
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11-06-2015 19:58
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a wheelchair is just grocery cart to a cannibal
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11-16-2015 12:15 by Psycho
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Hey New Years Rockin Eve.... WHERE"S THE ROCK????
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12-31-2015 21:29
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I'm thinking of going back to school and getting my PHD in bations. I already have my Masters.
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01-04-2016 22:33 by iplsports
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Nothing is more disturbing than going into a public restroom and sitting on a warm toilet seat.
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10-03-2013 11:25
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