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   messageicon Heeey, it's Tinder Tuesday! *logs in* Yep. I'm still unlovable within a 50-mile radius.
←Rate | 06-09-2015 15:07 by IPLSPORTS Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing motivates me faster to clean my garage than the threat of a hail storm.
←Rate | 09-11-2015 22:30 by IPLSPORTS Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've been single for so long, I'm this close to buying more cats.
←Rate | 05-17-2015 09:09 by IPLSPORTS Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm thinking of going back to school and getting my PHD in bations. I already have my Masters.
←Rate | 01-04-2016 22:33 by iplsports Comments (0)  

   messageicon You ever wonder why eye glasses don't exist in the future? Star Wars? No glasses. Star Trek? No glasses. Battle Star Galatica? No glasses. No one wears glasses in the future! Something to look forward to.
←Rate | 05-15-2015 22:46 by IPLSPORTS Comments (2)  

   messageicon Watching 50 Shades of Grey and O.M.G. My playroom Looks. Exactly. Like. That!
←Rate | 06-28-2015 20:56 by IPLSPORTS Comments (0)  


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