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The Dough boy died of a yeast infection. He's survived by his wife Jayne & daughter, Dill Dough. Services to be held at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
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03-19-2012 00:34
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My wife and I use the pull-out method for birth control ....we pull out our phones and ignore each other all night.
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12-02-2017 16:02 by
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What a great interview on ABC. I especially loved it when James Comey says President Trump is a serial liar, treats women like “meat” and is a “stain” on all who work for him. Greatest show ever!
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04-16-2018 00:03
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Last night I turned wine into vomit. Your move, Jesus.
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11-08-2015 16:36
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Okay, I haven't seen a damn spider around here in like three days...What the hell are they planning??
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07-04-2011 21:43 by
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headed back to 1988 to pick up a few thousand Microsoft stocks
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08-02-2009 13:12
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SUPERBAD and McLOVIN every minute of it.
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09-12-2009 10:38
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God traffic sucks today. So glad that 47 per cent of the people in this country don't even try otherwise traffic would be even worse!
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09-20-2012 10:50 by
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I can't wait for the Columbine themed episode of Glee.
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09-02-2011 17:19
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preparing for confession. Anyone have an unused condom?
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05-31-2010 15:00 by
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..just quit her job washing cats. I hated it! I could never get the fur off my tongue.
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11-05-2009 05:57 by
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wants you to give it up for his band Sexual Chocolate
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11-18-2009 22:16
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Picturs of the queen naked.....Oopps! this is'nt Google
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11-08-2010 20:16
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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07-24-2010 12:55 by
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Damn girl your skinny! I rolled blunts fatter then you but you've been passed around more!
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03-16-2011 23:39 by
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Hey Trump: As a guy who owns a bunch of casinos, maybe you're not the right person to tell us how certain things are "rigged."
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07-07-2016 15:57
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Don't you hate when you buy a bag of air and you find some chips in it?
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03-26-2012 00:29
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Every time I go on vacation, my wife gets pregnant. I should take her with me next time.
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04-25-2012 17:06 by
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She's trained right when you roll up to pump fuel, and she jumps out to clean the windows.
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04-27-2012 17:35 by
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I'd rather be trapped under a train than to listen to a song by Train.
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