Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Listen ladies, you know men are not faithful so how bout giving us some tips on how to cheat properly because ya'll the best at it anyway.
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10-15-2011 02:52
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I wish my gps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
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10-28-2011 07:18 by gobb
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It's so hot here, gangsters are doing drive bys with squirt guns.
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Every time an angel has a menstrual cycle a maxipad gets its wings
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03-15-2012 19:37
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"I just want to sit on your Face" ~ is that being to forward?
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03-28-2012 11:43 by Missy
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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin, how good was my hiding spot??
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04-09-2012 02:32
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How stupid is it when someone removes you as a friend, you ask them why and they say, "Why do you think, moron?"... Um, if I knew why, then would I be asking you dumbass?
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10-04-2010 09:57 by Wolfie
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now knows what happened to Michael Jackson. South Africa made thousands of vuvuzela horns out of him.
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06-25-2010 11:25
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I'm beginning to hate these whiny liberal groups!!!!!! Always crying about something.
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08-19-2010 14:51 by BBach
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...nice mouth on that Palin kid: I know somebody who needs to buy a new keyboard 'cuz the S, T, F, and you are completely worn out!!
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supposed to cross the street with the skeleton. But he didn't have the guts
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04-10-2010 20:55 by Aaron
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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just heard Miley Cyrus is releasing a new song and dedicating it to Perez Hilton...it's called "Party In The Cell Block A"......
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06-18-2010 08:47 by me
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police are investigating the 7 winners of last weeks euro lottery syndicate, they dont believe that 7 people from liverpool actually had a job!!!
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11-15-2009 14:04
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Never shave your legs when you have goosebumps. I'm just sayin'.
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11-16-2009 17:42
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if corn oil is made from corn, vegtable oil made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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01-27-2010 13:34
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Statistically 5/4 of peoplehave trouble with fractions.
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The difference between women and batteries is that batteries have positive sides.
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03-10-2010 16:46 by Kylekk
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Eminem made a better Superman than Nolan.
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06-28-2013 03:27
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Welcome to Vegas,,,,,, Where what you don't know about your bedspread won't hurt you..
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08-11-2013 20:07 by snotty
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