Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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...all this talk about eating disorders is making me hungry
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08-06-2011 21:27
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Why are people always trying to get into shape?? Round is a shape!
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08-17-2011 22:46
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iWon't make any lame Steve Jobs jokes
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08-24-2011 23:14 by Hooch
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more proof that hot chicks can get away with murder
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07-05-2011 15:02
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so many potential future ex girlfirends, so little time.
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07-10-2011 07:31
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just a thought... practice what you preach!!!
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01-29-2011 15:11
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Fool people into thinking you actually go outside by updating your Facebook status via your mobile phone
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01-29-2011 17:23 by baldy
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Will you be my future ex girlfriend?
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02-12-2011 05:05 by Sam K
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new drinking game: everytime Charlie Sheen says something in an interview, you take a shot....5 minutes into an hour interview and I was drunk. :/
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03-01-2011 12:09
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World Cup 2010 Winner is Arge███████ loading 73%
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06-27-2010 12:24
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thinks the city of Cleveland should be more concerned about other things besides losing Lebron James. Things like...uh CRIME!
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07-09-2010 23:22
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I caught myself updating my Facebook status in my sleep & I think I actually would've posted it if the rumble strips on the highway didn't wake me up first.
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07-19-2010 23:34 by Vito
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Do ducks play "me, me, goose"?

I hope the trend of businesses placing hand sanitizers everywhere soon extends to ATMs.Imagine what germs the slobs who use my ATM are carrying,considering they can't even bother to either take their receipts or throw them in a garbage can 6 inches away

Its hot as hades outside, some people call it hell, I call it hades..ummmmhhhhhh
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08-10-2010 11:59
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Classified Ad: Looking for a new Stadium and a new Quarterback.
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12-16-2010 15:10
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The Co-op ran of out of milk again because of the bad weather. Thankfully Doreen, my 92 yr old neighbour, has loads of it piled up at her front door.
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12-21-2010 07:44 by @clarkysj
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what if she has a boyfriend.. Soccer has a goaly too ;)
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01-04-2011 21:02
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it sad that I'm more excited for jersey shore tonight, then I was when the ball was dropping on new years eve???
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01-06-2011 19:30
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knows the world cannot end in 2012, because my GNC protein bars expire in 02/2013