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My band is so indie we don't even record together. You have to buy 4 separate cds and play them at the same time.
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06-25-2014 11:17 by
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I thought riots are to soccer what crashes are to NASCAR: something that breaks up the boredom.
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07-10-2014 12:18
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Find someone who makes you happy and murder them before they ruin your life.
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07-12-2014 09:39
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It's so cute how you have a safe word like you think I can hear you through the duct tape.
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07-14-2014 01:14 by
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One thing that people may not know about me is that I'm very passionate about not getting beaten to death with fireplace tools.
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07-20-2014 08:18 by
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I'm so old,,, my driver's license is valid for covered wagons.
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07-23-2014 20:33 by
snotty
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I'm working on my second million. I gave up on my first.
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07-26-2014 07:08
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Where's the I want to punch you in the face button?
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08-04-2014 00:33
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most girls go from 0 to 69 in 6 beers.
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08-08-2014 14:36
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I got to stop following these instagrame models. My girlfriends punches are starting to leave bruises.
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09-26-2014 00:30
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Yes, how much for the baby jacuzzi? Ma'am, that's a crockpot.
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10-20-2014 14:15 by
Bobo the Chimp
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You had me at gunpoint.
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10-22-2014 12:05 by
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Son have I told you about the birds & the bees? Dad you're an ornithologist & moms an entomologist it's literally all you guys talk about
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11-11-2014 23:34 by
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I'm sure we all remember those days when we thought porn was also available on youTube
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11-24-2014 10:00 by
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Based on what politicians say it appears they care more about my future than I do.
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12-04-2013 11:03
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If I cut you off,chances are high that you gave me the scissors
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12-11-2013 12:44
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I'd insult your intelligence if you had any. Sadly, your stupidity has no boundaries.
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12-12-2013 12:09
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So bored with being bored because being bored is boring!
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12-14-2013 13:45
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that annoying moment when you close the wrong tab
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12-16-2013 18:11 by
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Goals for 2014: 1) 2) 3) 4) Don't die
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