Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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When I told you you were good I actually meant for nothing.
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03-31-2014 09:46
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Was just talking to my 9 year old nephew. When I asked him what he was up to, he said he was on another phone with his girlfriend. I'm going to ask him for some dating advice.
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04-17-2014 05:45 by shitrus
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Anyone else find it disgusting when someone in the shower slides the bar soap between their cheeks to clean themselves? Asking for my wife.
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04-20-2014 10:09 by Baddie
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I can't find it, will you look for me? - Men
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04-30-2014 13:59
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How to tell if your wife/girlfriend will overreact: Is she a girl?
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05-04-2014 06:38
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A poncho, because nobody else is going to hug you.
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05-07-2014 10:01 by Baddie
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I'm so sick of all these Happy videos that I am really starting to get depressed.
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05-23-2014 10:15
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Young man, does your mother know you ask girls for nudes on social media?
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05-23-2014 13:21
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My order says "Family Meal". And I say, "I am a family of one"
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06-12-2014 00:21
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[knights of the wobbly table].... "Can we get some more napkins over here?"
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01-26-2016 18:23 by snotty
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*Leonardo Da Vinci shows the finished portrait to her.... Mona Lisa: Eww,, DELETE IT!
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02-03-2016 19:16 by snotty
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Relationship Goals: Wanna come over and nap?
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02-11-2016 20:28
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Please Take Note: A Hogwarts degree isn't worth much in 2016.
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02-11-2016 20:30
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I've got two tickets to Crazy Town. Who wants one?
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02-16-2016 15:33
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Nothing like the days when you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover, instead you'd feel like dying in a field from drinking too much vodka.
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02-23-2016 00:55
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The doctor said, I need to drink more whiskey....also I am now calling myself "The Doctor" now!
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02-24-2016 04:10
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Sorry I fed your baby trash, I thought it was a raccoon
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03-12-2016 07:15
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It's wierd, when my pet elephant comes into the room.. nobody talks about it.
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03-12-2016 18:43
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If there's a Joe Smoe from Idaho. He must be pi$$ed off !
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03-17-2016 18:36 by JAB
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Springing forward sounds way more fun than it is.
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03-18-2016 14:48
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