Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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does Charlie Daniels play a mean fiddle
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02-22-2010 22:23
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A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood.
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07-29-2010 01:09
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...Demi & Ashton tweet about doing master cleanse diet. Can't wait to see the pic of his 1st bowel movement taken w/the Nikon CoolPix camera... lol!
whenever somebody says "Stop Laughing! It's not funny you guys" means "It's funny, just lets please laugh about it later"
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08-16-2010 21:18 by Dylan
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Her bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that sh*t together with floss...
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05-13-2010 20:53 by Joser
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I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it...
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05-19-2010 11:53 by Joser
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The worst thing you can say to a man is "Are you in yet.."
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05-23-2010 21:50
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In Amsterdam, everyone rides a bicycle and no one cares how excited you are to buy marijuana.
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06-04-2010 17:22 by Joser
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Anything that is not about elephants is irrelphant.
Done today: ☑ Got groceries, ☑ Relaxed, ☑ Eating, ☑ Been cool, ☑ [Censored].
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06-09-2010 15:28 by Sire
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never make eye-contact with anyone while eating a banana
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11-15-2010 21:53
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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11-26-2010 13:53
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(̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅ _̅_̅_̅() ڪے one of my weaknesses.
Women are designed for two things: making babies and making sandwiches, and they need help with the first one.
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05-04-2012 21:08 by BEGO
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Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns... Ever notice how most womens problems begin with men???
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02-10-2012 07:16 by XX-FOXY
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80's rock group Starship shocked after hearing the President's speech to find that they didn't build that city on rock and roll, someone else did.
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07-27-2012 18:09 by Chuck
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I like my women like I like my dogs. Obedient, loyal, and always licking ...
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10-11-2011 15:17
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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's piano? Neither has he.
I was religious.... right up until about the age of reason.
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12-17-2010 13:05
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Arguing on Facebook is like running in the special Olympic, even if you win you are still retarded
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11-16-2011 01:57 by ro
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