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experiment...try a no gossip rule...see how long it is before they run out of things to talk about...
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01-03-2012 11:08
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i dont think guys play hard to get, maybe you're just hard to want...
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01-04-2012 18:30
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I love it when people see me reach for something on the floor and keep missing it like a moron. I quickly tell them I'm working on my aerobics exercises....
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01-17-2012 20:21
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"Hope you're well" has the same amount of syllables as "rot in hell" and is a much more honest way to sign that email to your ex.
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01-24-2012 10:35 by
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Landon Donovan post match interview in 2010 is the finest example of what we can expect from team USA in the beautiful game.
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06-14-2014 11:22 by
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it is good to see soccer marches happening at that tattoo festival in Brazil
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06-15-2014 02:10
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If you walk a mile in my shoes you'll wind up at the bar.
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06-21-2014 10:28
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one of my aunts called me #oomf on facebook so naturally I blocked her
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07-01-2014 21:58 by
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Life is a vicious circle, I will trip you during a game of musical chairs. . .
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07-03-2014 19:41 by
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Sorry, but the lifestyle that you ordered is currently out of stock. Please select another...
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08-02-2014 12:13
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Mind if I ride in your midlife crisis?
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08-05-2014 14:19
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Relationship Status: After carefully weighing the options. Willing to give loneliness a try.
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08-29-2014 15:09
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I have a tattered suit that I bring to weddings so if I happen to be running late I can put it on and stumble in yelling, "BEAR! BEAR!"
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09-27-2014 15:38 by
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R kelly is doing a tour in Pakistan … I guess they’re going to finally have piss in the Middle East
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10-08-2014 09:05
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My personalities entertain me more than any group of friends could .
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11-02-2015 15:32
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Tonight's Jets/Bills football uniforms resemble my Starbucks cup.
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11-12-2015 21:02 by
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What is it that I want out of life? An apology would be a good start.
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11-21-2015 19:25
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I don't need a safe word, but you will.
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11-22-2015 13:39
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The New TV show the "HOSTAGE" should of been about how government hold its Citizens hostage....Oh wait a minute... isnt it?
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10-01-2013 11:34 by
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Don't keep asking me why I am silent. I'll talk to you when I have something to say. Okay?
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10-26-2013 01:32
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