Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Being gay is the ONLY sin people focus on. Cursing? Sin. Sex before marriage? Sin. Sins are sins. Y'all too judgmental. that's also a sin.
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08-23-2013 02:47
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My stepfather doesn't know it, but he owns the world record for eating the most jizz sandwiches in a year.
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05-21-2013 09:30
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Libyan uprising, Japan quake/tsunami, impending nuclear reactor(s) metdown -- BUSH'S FAULT
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03-14-2011 15:25
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Q: What's the difference between Hitler, Stalin & Obama?... A: We know where Hitler and Stalin were born.
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04-24-2011 02:26
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Happy 40th Birthday Sesame Street... Thanks for all the good times...
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11-08-2009 15:50
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i was playing ping pong against king kong in hong kong using my ding dong ...
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06-10-2010 17:48
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jokes about suicide aren't funny, cut it out
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06-19-2012 16:29
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___\(._.\) TO THE WINDOWS (/._.)/ TO THE WALL…
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10-10-2011 22:50 by JCGJ
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Why is Cuba now acceptable but the Dukes of Hazzard are not?
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07-02-2015 10:18
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It's all good to be a religious person.. Just do it way over there... Away from me
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06-17-2014 14:47
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A MAN WILL NOT RESPECT AWOMAN WHO DOES NOT RESPECT HERSELF OR HER BODY, IF YOU TRADE SEX FOR MATERIAL THINGS YOU ARE PROSTITUTING YOURSELF.
Nearly 2 million DEAD Americans are still registered to vote... Therefore, President Obama might LITERALLY be reelected over our DEAD bodies!
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05-11-2012 12:31 by jrbirk
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approves this message
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09-10-2008 16:00
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Go to church dressed as a superhero. They believe in the existence of a magical guy in the sky so your Superman outfit will fit right in.
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09-01-2013 14:46
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I signed up for the peace corps, but it sucks. Their definition of missionary is a lot different from what I thought when I told them on the application that is what I was interested in.
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06-26-2013 06:53
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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07-02-2013 21:52
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you know Jay-Z isn't OCD because he only had 99 problems....an OCD person would have an even 100 problems
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07-06-2013 03:44 by Eddy
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It's a wonder the human race has survived if we can't even adapt to Facebook UI updates.
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07-16-2013 12:37 by Nick D
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I find it funny. If you find it offensive, that’s why I’m happier than you.
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07-20-2013 13:14
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Scientists, less of that new technology stuff and more of making a device that stops women from asking you questions during the game.
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08-07-2013 13:46
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