Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   The days when men knew how to treat women were the days when women knew their place.

   You know 2020 is laughing at you when it tells you that Stormy Daniels collected more money from Trump, in 2016, than the IRS.

   Has anyone demanded to see Trump's birth certificate? Just to make sure he was actually born and not summoned.

   Mexico has the same problem the US has.........Too many mexicans.

   ObamaCare: Prescription for disaster.

   BEER - Helping white men dance since 1881.

   if Charles is in Charge of our days and our nights, who's this God guy people are talking about?

   Wondering what's gonna happen to that Hindu ass wipe from Rutgers College who played a prank on the poor guy who committed suicide when he goes to prison! I wish the guards secretly tapes Ravi getting raped and put it on the web

   I would consider becoming Catholic if they made Batman Pope.

   UPDATE: I'm still handsome.

   What's with everyone calling it "Holiday decorations" back in my day, we called it a little something like Christmas.

   Catholic Priests rub me the wrong way.

   Government just came out with a new doll...It's called a welfare doll. You wind it up and it quits working.

   If Mama Cass had shared her sandwich with Karen Carpenter they both might be alive today.

   Women...why is it so hard to F-in fill the gas tank? The E doesn't stand for ENOUGH!!

   If Robert E Lee were alive, I would vote him for President

   What is the job application at Hooters like? Do they give you a bra and say "Here. Fill this out."?

   Bush's "recession" was a lot better than Obama's "recovery".

   Like for republican, dislike for democrat

   Here is a hint to Bruce Jenner: You were born a man. You will die a man. That is simple biological fact, and has nothing to do with your 'feelings' or whatever you think is 'hidden' inside of you.