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   messageicon The great thing about waking up to 3 feet of snow is it gives me a legit excuse to skip my usual 5:30am 20K run.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 07:47 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon "We be bobsleddin'." The Winter Olympics Bobsled Team
←Rate | 02-13-2018 07:22 by PastaFazool Comments (0)  

   messageicon 1719: We can only pray the harvest will provide enough food to last the winter. Now: They had a sale on the 15 pound tubs of peanut butter at Costco, so I got 4.
←Rate | 01-12-2020 12:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?
←Rate | 10-16-2012 17:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors
←Rate | 11-19-2010 19:31 Comments (4)  

   messageicon Throughout all this freezin weather and snow we have been gettin,all my mrs has done is stare through the window.....i guess if it gets any worse I'm gonna have to let her in !!!
←Rate | 12-04-2010 02:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 10:23 by @Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon Getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 15:34 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not sure I buy that, "An apple a day" expression any more. As a matter of fact, I'm completely convinced apples are bad news. Just look at Eve, Snow White, or any pig at a Hawaiian Luau.
←Rate | 02-16-2014 20:27 by Sudz Comments (0)  

   messageicon the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
←Rate | 03-20-2013 21:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winter Weather Advisory: Go back to bed until mid April.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 16:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
←Rate | 05-01-2013 06:33 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation....
←Rate | 12-12-2016 08:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If there are ice cream vans in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks vans in the winter?
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:10 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Mr. City Plow Guy, I'd like to actually go to work in the morning so for a change can you maybe not make another Giant Ice mound at the end of my Driveway? For an added bonus could you use some salt on my road instead of just flatting out the snow.
←Rate | 02-10-2010 23:58 by The FRED Comments (0)  

   messageicon You think you've got problems? I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 07:09 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well they put enough sand on the roads to where even if it doesn't snow it will still be a change of scenery and look like a beach .
←Rate | 02-03-2011 19:27 by San Antonio, TX Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow white lived with all those men & didn't once do any "favors" to get out of housework? Now THAT's a fairy tale.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 09:55 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon Global Warming must be true, it seems a lot of snow flakes are melting this year.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 18:00 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Everybody in Chicago is moaning about the snow. Um it is winter and it is Chicago, what dou you expect? Sunshine and lollipops?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:46 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  

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