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   messageicon Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?
←Rate | 10-16-2012 17:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors
←Rate | 11-19-2010 19:31 Comments (4)  

   messageicon "Dear Mother Nature: If you stop the cold and the snow and the wind I promise to stop calling you a whore."
←Rate | 03-04-2010 21:04 by MG Comments (0)  

   messageicon the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
←Rate | 03-20-2013 21:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winter Weather Advisory: Go back to bed until mid April.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 16:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 10:23 by @Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon Getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 15:34 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
←Rate | 05-01-2013 06:33 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Punxutawney Phil came back out today and wrote a message in the snow. It said, "April Fools!!"
←Rate | 04-01-2011 09:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation....
←Rate | 12-12-2016 08:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If there are ice cream vans in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks vans in the winter?
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:10 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Mr. City Plow Guy, I'd like to actually go to work in the morning so for a change can you maybe not make another Giant Ice mound at the end of my Driveway? For an added bonus could you use some salt on my road instead of just flatting out the snow.
←Rate | 02-10-2010 23:58 by The FRED Comments (0)  

   messageicon You think you've got problems? I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 07:09 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well they put enough sand on the roads to where even if it doesn't snow it will still be a change of scenery and look like a beach .
←Rate | 02-03-2011 19:27 by San Antonio, TX Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow white lived with all those men & didn't once do any "favors" to get out of housework? Now THAT's a fairy tale.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 09:55 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow White's heroin addiction.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 12:15 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women ask for advice on what to wear and then end up wearing the exact opposite.. that's why I think Snow Pants and Leather Jackets are sexy as hell on them."
←Rate | 09-02-2010 14:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...
←Rate | 01-29-2010 23:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everybody in Chicago is moaning about the snow. Um it is winter and it is Chicago, what dou you expect? Sunshine and lollipops?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:46 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Son, when I was your age we had to walk 50 miles uphill, in the snow with no shoes just to find out if hot, local singles were in the area"
←Rate | 11-23-2014 18:46 by snotty Comments (0)  

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