love Funny Status Messages

   Researchers say men are 3 times more likely to be the first to say "I love you", than women. In our defence, ladies, we don't mean it

   Either you love bacon or you're wrong

   I love looking up at a guy when I'm giving him head. Once we lock eyes, and I smile, I own your ass.

   Someone told me: Don't fall in love, you might get hurt. I said: Don't live, you might die..

   Never give a woman a straight answer. Give them gay answers, they love gay answers.

   Women like to hear things like, I love you and you're so pretty, while men like to hear things like, you're not the father or I swallow.

   I love how some of you judge the people that are shopping at Wal-Mart while shopping at Wal- Mart.

   Love how the Salvation Army gets top dollar for donated old crap...I thought they were supposed to help poor people. Sorry Mr. Freezing Homeless guy..that coat is $40.

   Love has its own time, its own season, its own reasons for coming and going. You cannot bribe it or coax it into staying. You can only embrace it when it arrives and give it away when it comes to you...

   Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn't work, Ready, Aim and Fire.

   We will probably never understand why girls fall madly in love with douchebags.

   Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen.

   Women's Ass Sie Study..30% of women think their ass is too fat..10% of women think their ass is too skinny..The reminaing 60% say they dont care,they love him,he's a good man & they wouldn"t trade him for the world!

   God is love, but Lucifer does that thing with his tongue.

   Some girls seem to think that LOVE stands for Legs Open Very Easy!

   I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.

   I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families.

   Unsure what love is, but my ex girlfriend thought going through my phone had something to do with it.

   I just love hearing somebody lying, when I know the truth..

   gotta love it when 75% of commercials are political ads. I find it odd that I'm actually looking forward to when commercials are 100% commercials again.