Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Sometimes Religion is a crutch for the weak, the lazy, the clueless and the plain ignorant. Many times I have witnessed Christianity used as a refuge by some people who cannot deal with life and its daily struggles, so they turn towards religion for help.

   Here is something that nobody ever mentions about Obama, he is also half-white. If you don't believe that Barack Obama is half-white, YouTube him dancing on 'Ellen.'

   You're leaning on your left elbow arent you!

   In 2011 the government will start killing all mentally challenged people. I started crying when I thought of you. Run my little retard, save yourself.

   If the camera adds ten pounds, why does Rush Limbaugh use 10 cameras?

   accidently jerked himself off at church today

   wears her sunglasses at night

   "Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm not." - MEN

   whats the difference between "Batman" and a "Blackman"? well Batman can always walk into a store without "Robin"

   Congrats Whitney!! 3 days sober!!

   the reason the chicken crossed the road...

   Omg! I just hit a woman on my bike. Just kidding.. I don't ride in the kitchen!

   To the Athiests that use the Lord's name in vein, make up your mind. Do you believe or not?

   The next time somebody jumps you, make sure they are just whooping your ass and not trying to kill you before you take any self-defense action.

   What's Obama's secret plan towards getting rid of ISIS in the middle East? .... Bringing them here.

   She divorced you because you didnde F**k her hard enough

   I molested myself last night, I said no, but I knew I wanted it

   Once you go black your credit goes bad.

   All I'm saying is, if that plane was a white girl named Ashley, the US would have found it by now.

   watching the 2010 World Cup (and then I found the remote)