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Sunday April 8, 2012 @ 09:37 PM
Always the same "shoving down people's throats".. maybe you children of darkness need to stop shoving your inequities down everyone's throats with the trash you put forth. The door swings both ways my friend. Which do you think is better... to try to spread love and morals or to spread trash and filth and sinful desires that lead to death and separation from God by your own self condemnation? Choose whom you will serve... God or Satan... because there is where you will spend your eternity. Your life now is just a short moment in time compared to where you will be after this life is done. Get to know more about Jesus before you make these claims.
Sunday April 8, 2012 @ 09:53 PM
TC, your seat is reserved in the deepest depths of my sanctuary. Do NOT tell people they will go to hell, you are not the judge. Your soul is MINE!!!! hahaha
Sunday April 8, 2012 @ 09:58 PM
B-O-R-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday April 10, 2012 @ 12:08 AM
I wish I could blame my iPhone for the typo, but sadly it was my typing too fast. This status came from a co-worker of mine. She claims to be "atheist", no doubt 'cause she is in fact a Lesbian. She also says "GD" on a consistent basis. But thanks for the concern.
Tuesday April 10, 2012 @ 07:10 AM
HAHAHA.. SATAN?... ROFL! In the name of Jesus you have no power over me... begone for you are defeated and my eternity is already established in heaven by the blood of Jesus. Leave it to you to lie. You only wish you had a soul as powerful as mine through Jesus. Nice try...
Tuesday April 10, 2012 @ 03:06 PM
Dear Stayinschool, if I was shoving my religion down your throat, I would be ripping the pages out of the Bible and force-feeding them to you. This clearly is not the case.
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Sunday April 8, 2012 @ 12:16 PM
First of all, it's "vain", not "vein".
Secondly, being an atheist means that you don't believe or follow any sort of religion, so you just answered your own question.
Thirdly, not everyone believes in your religion so please don't go shoving it down other people's throats.