love Funny Status Messages

   I've lost love, money, and my mind on occasion, I don't care. But It would kill me if I lost the ability to laugh at myself.

   can't help but giggle every time the SlapChop guy says " You're going to LOVE my nuts"

   A survey taken showed that 50% of people described sex as a "deep,meaningful,soul-bonding act of showing eternal love to your partner". The other 50% were men.

   Everything happens for a reason, live it, love it, learn from it! Make your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile :)

   Alcohol may be my worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy....

   I turn every sexual experience into a love try angle.

   Don't fall in love. Fall into a fire. Its less painful.

   sometimes You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.

   Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably does anil.

   You're in love and I couldn't be happier for you. But can you let go of each others hands for four seconds so I can get past you on the f*ckin sidewalk?"

   If I've learned anything from my 7-day Detox, it's that I love toxins.

   Happy anniversary to the love of my life, and her husband Steve.

   Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 7. He replied "I still love Vista, baby"

   I can already tell by the way your son throws a baseball that he is going to love baseball. ................players.

   I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. “My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.”

   Nothing says love like, "I'm busy this weekend but I'll call you Wednesday."

   Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic but I kinda always thought Tom and Katie would eventually fall in love.

   "I tolerate you better than I do anyone else" is the new "I love you."

   Love fades....bacon is forever!

   Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian Dad: ok it's cool.. Second daughter: I'm also a lesbian Dad: Christ! Doesn't anyone in this family love c0ck? Son: I do!