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   messageicon Kids complaining they didn't get an iPhone for Christmas or got one in the wrong color is exactly why other countries hate us.
←Rate | 12-26-2011 16:39 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man basically goes through three phases in his life... He believes in Santa Claus...He doesn't believe in Santa Claus...He is Santa Claus.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 09:34 by The Chuckster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm excited for Christmas. What other time of the year can you sit around a dead tree and eat candy out of socks?
←Rate | 12-06-2010 20:29 by Marshall the Great Comments (4)  


   messageicon f you feel sad, remember: There are people out there right now buying last-minute Christmas presents for their cats.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 08:52 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When cats and dogs finally rise up against us, the first thing they'll do is strap Santa hats to our heads and take pictures.
←Rate | 12-10-2011 06:02 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa is really going to love the cookies he gets from Colorado and Washington this year..
←Rate | 12-08-2012 18:52 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got my Xmas wishlist back from Santa with a little note attached... It said "LMAO! HELL NO!!!!
←Rate | 12-20-2010 07:47 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, "Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
←Rate | 09-27-2014 15:34 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa: How much for your list with all the naughty girls on it?
←Rate | 12-17-2009 07:54 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good… Sounds like Santa's got a Facebook.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:54 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't decide whether The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:38 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon *<]:{ > Dear Santa, This year all I want for Christmas is thick hair and a thin body and please don't get it backwards like you did last year [:p
←Rate | 12-14-2010 12:38 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're genuinely surprised about Kim Kardashian getting divorced, I need to tell you something about Santa Claus...
←Rate | 11-03-2011 10:54 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa..
←Rate | 05-31-2013 08:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss,
←Rate | 12-12-2011 07:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants a dirty picture of you so I can add it to my Xmas wishlist to send to Santa
←Rate | 10-30-2010 21:10 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont even bother filling out the "From" field on gift tags during xmas. One look at the wrap job, and its VERY obvious.
←Rate | 12-18-2013 07:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna laugh 2 years from now when all of those people who thought the world was gonna end on Dec. 22, 2012 realize that they are still gonna have to go out and buy Christmas presents.....
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:11 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to do laundry so bad I'm actually wearing Christmas stockings
←Rate | 04-21-2012 05:41 by flinnie Comments (0)  



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