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   messageicon .... Hillary reminded me of my condescending Mother in-law and Trump reminded me of my Grumpy Uncle
←Rate | 09-27-2016 12:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump Jr should not make fun of Skittles and Syrian refugees -- his mother is an immigrant and his father is an orange Skittle.
←Rate | 09-21-2016 04:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mother Teresa has been canonized. She's no longer Catholic fan fiction.
←Rate | 09-05-2016 16:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pope declares Mother Teresa a saint. Kanye West sues the Catholic Church for copyright infringement.
←Rate | 09-05-2016 16:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Amazed to hear Hooter's had a free wings for mom on Mother's Day because nothing makes mom prouder than letting her know she raised a cheapskate and a perv.
←Rate | 09-01-2016 01:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I’ve hugged my mother-in-law with more warmth than those female gymnasts at the Olympics.
←Rate | 08-09-2016 23:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just found a scary-looking Pokemon on my living room sofa, but then I realized it was my mother-in-law.
←Rate | 08-04-2016 14:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am a male feminist because I have a genetic history of women in my family. As it turns out, my grandmothers and my mother were ALL women.
←Rate | 07-29-2016 15:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was born, the doctor said to my mother: "Congratulations!!! You have an eight-pound ham."
←Rate | 07-28-2016 05:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Brown's Mother is set to speak at the DNC tonight. Now I wasn't going to watch anymore of this crap, but I don't think that I'll be able to look away from this inevitable train wreck.
←Rate | 07-26-2016 16:44 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon "your mother" is my response whenever someone talks to me in a language I dont understand.
←Rate | 07-06-2016 03:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do soccer players actually pay for those hair cuts or do they just find the first drunk guy with a weed eater and insult his mother?
←Rate | 06-26-2016 23:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's like Canada is the concerned child watching her aging mother (Britain) and weirdo big brother (United States) descend into chaos in 2016, unsure who to worry over first.
←Rate | 06-26-2016 22:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm wondering...did Bruce Jenner get a father's day gift on father's day, a mother's day gift on Mother's day, or gifts on both days? If he gets gifts on both days, then this all makes sense now.
←Rate | 06-20-2016 20:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon .... The poor mother was only trying to give her son a chance at a better life ..... Then zookeepers shot his new adoptive parent.
←Rate | 05-31-2016 10:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ........ Yup ...... I too was once a male trapped in a female body ...... But then my mother gave birth ......
←Rate | 05-27-2016 23:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Crap, I accidentally said Happy Mother's Day to my mother in person instead of writing a paragraph on social media. I feel like such a tool
←Rate | 05-09-2016 21:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wanted to serve my wife breakfast in bed but she wouldn't cooperate. By the time I got her tied up so she couldn't get out I had to feed her myself. It got a bit messy, but happy mother's day anyway
←Rate | 05-09-2016 09:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.
←Rate | 05-08-2016 21:32 Comments (1)  

   messageicon All Mom's gave birth to a child, except mine she gave birth to a legend!!! **High fives my Mom on Mother's Day**
←Rate | 05-08-2016 16:00 Comments (0)  

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