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   messageicon People that cheat on their taxes disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 28 dependents in...
←Rate | 02-04-2020 23:59 by JeffW Comments (0)  

   messageicon From what I've been told by inside sources, Pete had the most votes in Iowa, but Bernie Sanders keeps insisting that they be distributed equally.
←Rate | 02-05-2020 00:00 by JeffW Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh, the weather outside can bite me. My car won't start to spite me. I can't feel my freakin' toes. Winter blows, Winter blows, Winter blows.
←Rate | 12-15-2018 00:21 by JeffW Comments (0)  

   messageicon Half my Facebook friends have just become immigration lawyers within the past week!
←Rate | 06-20-2018 18:04 by JeffW Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well, I guess we are going to see "The Nutcracker" on Saturday! My mother-in-law, not the play.......
←Rate | 12-15-2018 00:20 by JeffW Comments (0)  

   messageicon Stevie Wonder says the dress is black, but then again everything is black to him.
←Rate | 02-27-2015 04:11 by JeffW Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just spent our "Halloween Candy" money on a couple of cases of Samuel Adams OctoberFest beer. I hope the trick-or-treaters are happy with some of the Sweet'N Low packets and Bounce Fabric Softener sheets that they are getting this year.
←Rate | 10-08-2013 23:10 by JeffW Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching these individualized Facebook movies while I am alone stinks. There's no one to ask "What did she just do? or Who is that guy?"
←Rate | 02-04-2014 17:10 by JeffW Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just saw a man with one arm go into a second hand store.
←Rate | 10-10-2018 18:09 by JeffW Comments (0)  


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