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   messageicon Mother rabbit to baby bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."
←Rate | 03-26-2010 08:22 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Looks Like Kate Goselin Is As Bad A Dancer As She Was Wife And Is A Mother. Jesus Stay Home Lady We Have Had Enough!
←Rate | 03-29-2010 22:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
←Rate | 04-06-2010 17:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Mother Nature, If you promise to stop with all of this pollen nonsense, I'll promise to stop referring to you as an evil whore. Sincerely, Alabama
←Rate | 04-07-2010 18:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got 99 problems but a mother f**king jay z ticket aint one of them.
←Rate | 04-08-2010 13:56 by walllsey boy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't Kanye me!!! or I'll Chris Brown yo a$$... and Tiger Woods your mother!
←Rate | 04-10-2010 13:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Upon stubbing my toe while at my parents house, I yelled out "Mother Fucker!" at that my dad responded "Present!"... as gross as that was, I had to high five him.
←Rate | 04-14-2010 16:06 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Ahh Bud light the sweet lower calorie nectar made by mother nature
←Rate | 04-15-2010 23:32 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon you know you're getting old when you see a beautiful 19 year old girl and wonder what her mother looks like.
←Rate | 04-16-2010 16:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Truth of life - Mother`s tears hit your heart and wife`s tears hit your pocket.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 08:01 by Sumeet Comments (0)  

   messageicon My 4 year old son is running around saying "Yippie-Kay-Yay" and it's taking everything I've got to keep from yelling "Mother-Fucker!" Yeah, I think I may seen "Die Hard" too many times.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 09:30 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I wonder how many bongs I can collect before my mother figures out they're not vases?
←Rate | 04-20-2010 12:37 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon saw clash of the titans last night, my mother in law won the battle.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 19:49 by Corey C Comments (0)  

   messageicon He always has the same expression on his face; “only a mother could love.”
←Rate | 04-22-2010 16:03 by cj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tough decisions... Beat off in the shower and waste water or use Kleenex and add to landfill? What can I say? I love Mother Earth and big t*tties!!
←Rate | 04-28-2010 07:23 by SUPERMAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kinda funny how a mother goes nuts when her China plates break, but a Chinese person would just make a new one.
←Rate | 04-30-2010 01:24 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon being a mother is like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave:S
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:23 by ANGELA Comments (0)  

   messageicon In about 50 years from now, tombstones will read 'Beloved Wife, Mother, Sister, Daughter, and Facebook friend
←Rate | 05-06-2010 15:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon the Pill, something that prevents women from becoming mothers turns 50 on Mother's Day. Coincidence??
←Rate | 05-07-2010 11:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mother's Day Warning: You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
←Rate | 05-08-2010 10:26 by luvmom4eva Comments (0)  

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