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   messageicon A woman will always forgive & forget......But she'll never let you forget that she has forgiven & forgotten...
←Rate | 06-24-2010 21:50 by Sumeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon The teacher asked students to write an essay on 'If I were a Millionaire'. All students started writing except lil John. "What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?" I'm waiting for my secretary,
←Rate | 04-19-2010 14:11 by Sumeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Truth of life - Mother`s tears hit your heart and wife`s tears hit your pocket.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 08:01 by Sumeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 08:50 by Sumeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 14:39 by Sumeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 14:42 by Sumeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon 90% of married men cheat on their wives in the US.....the rest go to thailand
←Rate | 04-19-2010 08:41 by Sumeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Written outside a temple:Why should we beleive in GOD?because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE
←Rate | 04-19-2010 14:00 by Sumeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a blackbelt in Karate.Its not that iam good at it,its just I never wash it..
←Rate | 04-19-2010 13:58 by Sumeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!
←Rate | 04-19-2010 08:36 by Sumeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
←Rate | 04-19-2010 15:08 by Sumeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 14:57 by Sumeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three stages of marriage:1st Mad for each other, 2nd made for each other, 3rd mad because of each other.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 14:01 by Sumeet Comments (0)  



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