Funny Status Message #19770
X says My 4 year old son is running around saying "Yippie-Kay-Yay" and it's taking everything I've got to keep from yelling "Mother-Fucker!" Yeah, I think I may seen "Die Hard" too many times.
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Monday April 19, 2010 @ 05:41 PM
LOL. Before I could even finish reading the rest of your post I said "Mother Fucker" in my head.