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   messageicon pole dancin on a numba 2 pencil... IT'S FRIDAY!!!
←Rate | 07-25-2010 16:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Brett Favre told the Vikings he is retiring today, but also said he will sign his new contract by Friday.
←Rate | 08-04-2010 16:14 by Jeff Comments (0)  

   messageicon loves Fridays but Friday the 13th is so stressfull. You have to watch out for black cats, don't walk under a ladder, open an umbrella inside and watch out for guys named Jason with machettes.
←Rate | 08-12-2010 16:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon would like to wish everyone a Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs...!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 00:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon not a Paraskevidekatriaphobic!!! Happy Friday The 13th everyone!!!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 03:36 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon 1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 13:26 by geez Comments (1)  

   messageicon Its Friday 13th,an unlucky day.To counteract that you could try a Rabbits Foot or a Lucky Horseshoe. Horseshoes usually bring good luck today,but never trust a horse that wears high heels & remember to never trust a rabbit that tries to sell you his foot.
←Rate | 08-13-2010 14:18 by lemonpillow Comments (1)  

   messageicon We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 17:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"
←Rate | 08-13-2010 18:18 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  

   messageicon it's friday the 13th and storming. Not gonna lie, I'm half expecting Jason to come knocking on my door...
←Rate | 08-13-2010 23:10 by serena v. Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy+Friday=much fun......
←Rate | 08-14-2010 00:10 by Corey C Comments (0)  

   messageicon O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekdays and refuse thy work hours. Or if thou wilt not, just hurry up and get here already.
←Rate | 08-16-2010 16:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekday
←Rate | 08-18-2010 04:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon guna name his daughter friday so I can take her to work with me on mondays and feel better about my day
←Rate | 08-20-2010 02:00 by supa sam Comments (0)  

   messageicon drinks, dinner, drinks....rinse and repeat...happy
←Rate | 08-20-2010 21:25 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  

   messageicon welcome back FRIDAY !!! I knew you coming back ,im fully charged and ready to get wasted with you ;)
←Rate | 08-20-2010 23:34 by sapphire love Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
←Rate | 08-22-2010 18:15 by MBH Comments (4)  

   messageicon Memo to my coworkers: It is Friday afternoon, and I have some serious web browsing and personal emailing to take care of, so please refrain from walking behind my cubicle. Thank you.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 08:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mon :( Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :) Friday :D Sat ^.^ Sun -_-
←Rate | 09-08-2010 01:35 Comments (0)  

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