love Funny Status Messages

   Actors in movies kiss each other for like 10 seasons and don't fall in love but when someone likes my profile pic, I think about it for like 5 months.

   So I now have 921 friends on my friends list and I just wanted to let you know that you are all awesome people and I love each and everyone of you!!! <3 Except #631

   Laughs, joy, rainbows, outstanding, butterflies, sunlight, weekends, love, cheers, relaxing, Saturdays, extraordinary, hilarious, moonlight, optimistic, peaceful, romance - Just changing my Facebook algorithms with keywords to see happier posts!

   A lot of women love the "bad boy" mentality, so today I wore tennis shoes but had no intention of playing tennis.

   I fell off the bed in the middle of it and she yelled "5 second rule" and kept doing it. I think I'm in love...

   I bought a pair of "Meatloaf" underwear today..on the front it says "I would do anything for Love" and on the back it says "But I wont do that"

   If you don't have a love in your life, don't worry. If you keep living a life with no regrets, either your love will come or someone will regret living their life without you.

   If you love something, set it free. Maybe not dogs with rabies though. Or killer bees or pretty much any domesticated animal into the wild. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don't love anything.

   Despite our love of candy and fast food, the number of Americans who will live to be 100 years or older will increase dramatically. In 2010 there were 53,000 centenarians in the United States, and I have driven behind every single one.

   Love is photogenic...it needs darkness to develop."

   I love how bouillon cubes come in bright shiney yellow (chicken flavored) and red (Beef flavored) packages, I am set for halloween trickery.

   I like It when you smile...................... But I Love It When I'm The Reason.

   Nice selfie, I love the way the light brings out the bat sh*t crazy psycho in your eyes.

   Just realised why women love shoes over clothing, because no matter how much weight they gain, the shoes still fit.

   It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

   Loving someone who does not love you back is like waiting for a ship at the airport.

   Dance like nodody's watching, love like no one can give the authorities a helpful description, stalk like there's no restraining order.

   If I work up the courage to tell you I love you...the least you can do is introduce yourself to me dammit.

   I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious!

   The best kind of love is experienced when the person who touches your ass also touches your heart.