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Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having
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04-20-2012 21:28 by BEGO
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Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.
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02-21-2011 15:40
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Love is not about how much you say "I love you", but how much you can prove that it's true.
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07-31-2011 23:11 by BEGO
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Pro tip:When women want to be held, hold em When they're sad, love em When they're drunk, try for butthole. It's easier when they're drunk
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09-30-2013 14:18
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"Thor" is the #1 movie -- proving there's nothing Americans love watching more than an immigrant who's good with a hammer.
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05-18-2011 20:35 by jdpower
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How did flying babies in diapers wielding Bow & Arrows ever become a symbol of love?!!!
I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex
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05-14-2015 20:09 by snotty
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Sometimes I step outside to look up at the stars and think to myself....damn I love peeing outside!!!
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04-28-2016 16:06
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I love how when your watching a crime show and they have to tell you that "this is a reenactment" oh really? you mean you didn't actually catch the murder on video?lol
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01-27-2017 00:57
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My wife woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on her face ..... I love Sharpie markers.
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02-11-2017 13:03
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I'd love to watch Samuel L Jackson and Morgan Freeman get into a heated argument while James Earl Jones tries to stop them.
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07-17-2016 02:26 by Baddie
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The worst feeling in the world is being in love with somebody that knows how to untie rope and run away while you're napping.
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07-13-2013 06:21
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I'm too tired. Go love someone else.
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01-16-2013 11:58
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If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it's that the love of your life is someone you've never actually met.
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08-08-2012 22:39 by BEGO
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Sometimes I spice up my love life by getting my girlfriend to wear a long black nightgown with buttons on it. Makes her look just like a remote control.
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03-04-2012 11:41
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Watch your wedding video backwards, you will love the bit where you take off the ring get out of the Church and f*** off with friends
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05-12-2011 08:00
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I love to do housework in the nude. Unfortunately for the neighbours, today I'm roofing.
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02-13-2013 13:14 by Baddie
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Love: Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing
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02-22-2011 22:27 by Alfred
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so youre looking for a good guy who will love and respect you, but yet you post half naked pics on your fb? why thats. .thats brilliant!
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08-07-2012 14:10 by Gboy27
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If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.
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10-30-2011 21:47 by BEGO
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